Brandon & Sam

Our Story

Brandon and Sam met in 2017 when they were both working at Walmart. Yes you read that right, they met at Walmart! Brandon worked in the deli and Sam was a cashier.

One day, Sam saw Brandon's biceps from across the deli counter and thought "Damn, I want a piece of that meat! Slice me off a piece of that salami!"

After a few months, Brandon told Sam that if she came over for Netflix and didn't chill, that meant that they were dating.

So, he took her to a place known for their Mac and cheese because white girls love that Mac cheese. And the rest was history!

Our First Photo

This was Brandon and Sam's first photo they took together in 2017. The quality is awful because it was likely taken on an iPhone 4. How the times have changed! Brandon's beard, however, has not. It still be poppin'.

Our Children

This is Ember and Chewie, Brandon and Sam's reptile children. Ember is a corn snake. No, she hasn't tried to eat anyone. She's a very docile, calm snake. She's a sweetheart, okay? And Chewie is a bearded dragon. She is also very docile. She's basically a dog with scales instead of fur.